Bryan Cranston is an insanely talented dramatic actor, but also an extremely gifted comedic story-teller.
So when he dropped by Conan this week to promote his new book A Life In Parts, Conan was pretty pumped to talk about one specific anecdote.
And Cranston was more than willing to spill all of the details on the truly ~scandalous~ moment between himself and his wife of 28 years.
Apparently, rather than just take a boring old flight during their honeymoon, they were presented with a much sexier option by the travel agent.
Involving three separate tunnels traveling between Switzerland and Italy.
So Cranston knew what (and who) he had to do.
It turns out Cranston’s wife was a little less than pumped for the experience, and Cranston knows his limits.
But she agreed, and the two headed off for their European sex-capade.
Cranston getting more and more excited as the third tunnel neared.
And Cranston’s wife represented every woman ever with her enthusiasm level.
So the third tunnel arrives and the two begin ~consummating~ like ya do.
But the studio audience quickly caught on to what was going to happen to the poor young couple.
Sure enough it appears the travel agent was having a little fun with his American clients, much to the embarrassment of the newlyweds.
And the people they were sandwiched between on the train did not appreciate their sudden NSFW view of the pair.
But the real disappoint came from Cranston’s wife.
Honestly, you just have to watch the whole thing for yourself, because it’s genuinely hilarious.